| "OH WE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BASS PLAYER."
"I'M SYNYSTER GATES, HE'S TALKING ABOUT MY PACKAGE."
"I'LL SIT ON THE TABLE. BY TABLE I MEAN CHAIR."
"THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF A SONG IS THE SOLO. EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT, RIGHT? EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT!"
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D... AAAAH CRAZY"
"HES A COCKY MOTHER FUCKER. YOU LIVE WITH HIM FOR A WEEK, HE PEES ON YOUR DAD, YOU PICK ON HIM! MY DAD WAS WITH US FOR A WEEK AND HE WAS DREAMING, HE THOUGHT IT WAS RAINING OUTSIDE, THEN HE REALIZED SOMEONE WAS PEEING ON THE BUNK. SO HE OPENS UP HIS BUNK AND GETS NAILED RIGHT IN THE FACE. JOHNNY FINISHED THE REST INTO MY DADS SHOE. IT KILLED MY DADS SPIRIT AND HIS WILL TO LIVE" (ABOUT JOHNNY)
"I HAVE A PERSONAL PROBLEM WITH NAPSTER HIMSELF BECAUSE THE MOTHER FUCKER IS GONNA DIE. NAH I'M JUST KIDDIN. BUT HE'S A DORK AND I'M GONNA KILL HIM. NAH I'M JUST KIDDIN. BUT I WOULD REALLY KICK THE SHIT OUTTA HIM CAUSE OF THE WAY HE LOOKS. NAH I'M JUST KIDDIN. I REALLY DON'T FUCKIN LIKE NAPSTER"
"FUCKING GRAB THEM BY THE FUCKING FACE AND PUT A GUN TO THEIR HEAD AND JUST TRY TO GET A BLOWJOB OUT OF IT."
"ALWAYS BEEN PURPLE. LIKE, I REMEMBER BEING IN THE FIRST GRADE, LOOKING UP AT THE COLOR CHARTS, AND SAYING, MAN PURPLE IS THE BEST COLOR, MAN IT IS THE BEST COLOR, IT JUST IS THE BEST COLOR. I HAVE A LOT OF PURPLE SHIRTS AND STUFF, IM ALWAYS WEARING PURPLE. YOU KNOW WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT, ITS ALL ABOUT THIS (THIS IS WHERE HE SHOWED ME HIS TATTOO OF PURPLE AND GREEN FLAMES ON HIS FOREARM)."
“THAT AND THE .45 ARE MY TWO DREAM GUNS. I’VE GOT TONS OF OTHER GUNS FROM MY GRANDPA, BUT THOSE ARE MY BABIES”
“YOU DON’T NEED FIVE PEOPLE, FUCK JOHNNY!”
“YOU CAN COPY WRITE MY ASS… JUST KIDDING.”
“ANYTHING TO MAKE IT HEAVIER, GOOFIER, FUNNIER. I’M A BIG CLIMAX GUY. I WANT EVERYSONG TO BE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE, BUT TO NEVER FORGET ABOUT STRUCTURE AND MELODY.”
“YOU’LL FIND ANYTHING ON CITY OF EVIL BUT GOOD MUSIC.”
“ZACKY : WE BEAT UP OUR BASS PLAYER
SYNYSTER : OH WE BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF OUR BASS PLAYER.”
"STEAL HIS RUM AND GET INTO AN ARG-UMENT"
"BOOM I GOT YOUR BOYFRIEND I GOT YOUR MAN!!!"
"FUCK THE FREEWORLD"
"WE ALL PLAYED A CHARACTER, AND SOMEONE HAD TO BE THE ONE TO DO IT, SO I DID IT."
"THIS IS THE FUCKING FUN PART"
"WOOO! IS THAT THE WARM WATER?"
"IM SYNYSTER FUCKING GATES GOD DAMNIT!!"
"HE'S A BUFF GUY. HE'S A FEARLESS LEADER AND THE BEST FRONTMAN EVER. GREAT SINGER- AS CREATIVE AS THEY COME. HUGE HORSE COCK. GOD, I LOVE THAT HORSE COCK. HE'S MADE GROWN MEN CRY!" [IF U DONT KNOW, HE WAS TALKIN BOUT SHADZ]
"YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D OH IM CRAZY!"
"IM GUITAR AND I PLAY SYNYSTER GATES"
"ANYTHING TO MAKE IT HEAVIER, GOOFIER, FUNNIER. I'M A BIG CLIMAX GUY. I WANT EVERY SONG TO BE A ROLLER COASTER RIDE, BUT TO NEVER FORGET ABOUT STRUCTURE AND MELODY."
"WE ARE THE UNDERDOGS! PEACE!"
"IM ABOUT TO PEE IN THE SHOWER ON 1,2,3. AND THAT'S HOW YOU PEE INCAGNITO!"
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